Meet Maura Less, the gloriously disgruntled mascot of Bitter Threads, who's as unamused by life's little ironies as I am. She's quite vexed at being my brand rep, my head of marketing and especially pissed off at my drawing of her. She's screaming at me, "Why me and why did you give me so little hair? Four strands?! Really?!"
I'm like "Hey Maura, it's either you or me and since you can't hit worth shit, I choose you! And hey, I just draw what I see."
Maura's portrait, a minimalist rendering of exasperation, is more or less printed onto the softest sustainable shirt, made in the USA with water-based inks but do you really care?
Wear a little bit of Maura's downer attitude wherever you go.